Lawn Mowing

It was time to mow the lawn. Out came the John Deere.
I climbed on the steering wheel to check it out.
I was told to check the oil first.
I’m checking.
What do I do about it?
The oil is fine.
I hopped up on the seat ready to go.
The human said no that’s not where you can ride.
I’m up front navigating.
Off we go.
If I fall off this thing I’ll be nothing
but splinters if the mower gets me.
Boy this thing is loud.
It’s a big yard.
Most of the time I was just plain scared.
Going up and down those hills could scare anyone.
It took awhile but we got it done.
We’re finished until the next mowing is needed.